I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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