Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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