we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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