carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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