Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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