I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
where am i from again
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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