Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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