But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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