: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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