Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Randomize
