New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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