Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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