talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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