is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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