SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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