Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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