Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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