YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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