He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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