i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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