Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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