and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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