Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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