My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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