I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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