You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Your dad touched me again.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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