do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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