I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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