Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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