I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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