We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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