My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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