the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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