Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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