Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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