Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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