oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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