North Korea, Best Korea!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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