12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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