Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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