got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
