OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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