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(845): View more from New York

You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.

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(925): View more from California

He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I think this baby is eyeing my beer

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(727): View more from Florida

Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.

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(509): View more from Washington

Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?

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(541): View more from Oregon

Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.

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I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night

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