Sry I called you an 8
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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