Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing