Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.

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(804): View more from Virginia

...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks

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(613): View more from Ontario

My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?

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(850): View more from Florida

why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?

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(207): View more from Maine

I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.

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