You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night