How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
