Soap is not a condiment
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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