I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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