Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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