why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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