There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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