Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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