i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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