Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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