Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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